You’re welcome. I know there are plenty of you American Southerners. So I dedicate this art work to you. There is no spit-tune, had to warsh it out ya’ll.
I believe it was a collaboration to be done this time. It’s been long over do to with my fellow blogging community. We bring you the realistic approach of what Gor is. From the FW to the FM of our unity of Counter-Earth. This isn’t sum fake ass shit here, no. I didn’t hide all the what the creators have made for us behind Photoshop or Gimp2, no. That’s for pussies. So, BEHOLD WHAT THE POWER OF SWAGGOR AND DERP
This is for the new age of GE. Where we can basically where what ever we want. So I bring you the the gorean look of the Ushendi. You’re are very welcome.
I would like to start off with the finest. There are people who classify them selves as gingers for the day or just in fact part of their avatar. This is a wear, you can do in the hot days. Just kick back and relax in the open field grass.
Little Johnny and Derpy had been fighting blow for blow for twenty six minutes and now..
Derpy: DIE HEMLOC!!!
Little Johnny: UGUUUU!
Little Johnny slides back all ninja pro like to be parted in close proximity from Derpy.
Little Johnny: Hemloc? … How dare you call me as such.
Little Johnny: Sure I have the same fashionista, sometimes, looks as he does. Yeah, by the way…
Little Johnny: DON’T YOU EVER CONFUSE ME WITH THAT FAG BITCH HEMLOC! HIS BLOG IS FAKE AND GAY! YOU MOTHER FUCKKER!
Little Johnny: YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT! U THINK U R SUCH A BAD ASS! I WILL DESTROY YOUR WORLD YOU FAT AMERICAN NOOB BITCH. PREPARE FOR THIS ATTACK, AN ATTACK OF THE MOST POWERFUL GOREAN TO DOMINATE YOUR DUM FUCK ASS. CALLING ME HEMLOC…!
Derpy has won the fight against Little Johhny. Now to claim his prize which is a semi missing head of BOOF and with that body he shall fuck.
Welcome real life Goreans. This time around I am going to give you a two part episode of Derpy versus Little Johnny.
Derpy had heard that there was a woman called Boof that lived in the Myrmidon City that every one looks like outlaws still landvillagetown.
Derpy went over there to seek out this Boof and impress the woman with his gorean muscles he got at a prize at a rave store. Once she is impressed he shall claim the woman as his and make a huge ass family sharing the same display name.
But it was too late for Derpy… Poor Derpy… Little Johnny had beaten him to the punch and..
Little Johnny: bb i cla1m u 2 b my w1f3
Boof: Ohh Johnny! Your adventures as a man has much got my panties wet and I only flick my bean on Skype for you now.
Little Johnny: yeh
Derpy hearing the talk between the two, he had to act!
Derpy had cut Boof’s head in half and thus he will challenge Little Johnny to an honor duel.
Derpy: Noob, I challenge you to the death!
Little Johnny: y u so angri
Derpy: FUCK YOU FAGGOT!
Little Johnny: ??
Derpy: REMEMBER DANIEL19232352352976 THE MOD!?
Little Johnny: uhhhh
Derpy: I SUPER BOWED THE NIGGA AND HE ATE MY SHIT!
Little Johnny: N0! it cann0t b! prepare urself
Derpy and Little Johnny square off to get the feel of the duel before they start. Each warrior studying each other as how to attack and defend.
Little Johnny moves in to once of his famous defense moves, giving the signal to Derpy to attack him.
Derpy did just that and rage run with a speed enhancer to attack Little Johnny with a Primus Sword. (Just incase he loses, he can still swing one more time and down him as well and still be legal.)
UNTIL NEXT TIME WHEN MY LAZY ASS DRAWS MORE SHIT!
Tal goreans. This is Derp, a very strong gorean warrior, who is an outlaw, scarlet, tovaldslander, and mamba if the RP fits that hour. Right now he is scouting a sim for a simple snatch and grab to take for an hour RP. This very dangerous man would pluck some one from their home and spend an hour to RP introductions. So the goal is set and the adventure begins.
OMFG! Low and behold! A sexy pixel woman, ripe for the taking! OH GAWD I AM SO HARD! FUUUU, I WANNA FAP THIS BITCH ON SKYPE! I better get ready to down her ass without being… Seen…
Derp takes aim at the beautiful woman from a short distance, because a sword would be pointless.
AHA! I got the slut! NOW I AM GOING TO BIND HER UP AND TAKE HER TO MY SUPER FORT, BECAUSE I AM A POWERFUL BOW.
WHAT!? WAIT WHAT!?
Fuck all! YOU DIE and YOU DIE. BLUE FLAME YOUR DICK FAGGOTS. FUCK. FUCKER BULL SHIT! MUGHS FUCK PUSSY! FAGBITCH CUNT DICK IN MY MOUTH FUCK!
The mod was called down to see what the situation was all about and to find fair grounding for all involved. So, Derp met a mod called Danny.
Derp hearing Danny present him self, now finds him self in a situation to either be exiled from the land for 3 days or…
What will Derp do with the mod if the ruling was fair or against him?